Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / "It's my cookie file and if I come up \ | with something that's lame and I like | | it, it goes in." | | | \ -- karl (Karl Lehenbauer) / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;