Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Linux poses a real challenge for those \ | with a taste for late-night hacking | | (and/or conversations with God)." (By | \ Matt Welsh) / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;