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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/  Plumbing is one of the easier of       \
| do-it-yourself activities, requiring    |
| only a few simple tools and a           |
| willingness to stick your arm into a    |
| clogged toilet. In fact, you can solve  |
| many home plumbing problems, such as    |
| annoying faucet drip, merely by turning |
| up the radio. But before we get into    |
| specific techniques, let's look at how  |
| plumbing works.                         |
|                                         |
| A plumbing system is very much like     |
| your electrical system, except that     |
| instead of electricity, it has water,   |
| and instead of wires, it has pipes, and |
| instead of radios and waffle irons, it  |
| has faucets and toilets. So the truth   |
| is that your plumbing systems is        |
| nothing at all like your electrical     |
| system, which is good, because          |
| electricity can kill you.               |
|                                         |
| -- Dave Barry, "The Taming of the       |
\ Screw"                                  /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;