Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Brisk talkers are usually slow \ | thinkers. There is, indeed, no wild | | beast more to be dreaded than a | | communicative man having nothing to | | communicate. If you are civil to the | | voluble, they will abuse your patience; | | if brusque, your character. | | | \ -- Jonathan Swift / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;