Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Q: Why do ducks have big flat feet? A: \ | To stamp out forest fires. | | | | Q: Why do elephants have big flat feet? | \ A: To stamp out flaming ducks. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;