Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / Some men rob you with a six-gun -- \ | others with a fountain pen. | | | \ -- Woodie Guthrie / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;