Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Plus ,ca change, plus c'est la m^eme \ | chose. | | | | [The more things change, the more they | | remain the same.] | | | \ -- Alphonse Karr, "Les Gu^epes" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;