Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Experience is a good teacher, but she \ | sends in terrific bills. | | | | -- Minna Antrim, "Naked Truth and | \ Veiled Allusions" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;