Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / You can't run away forever, But there's \ | nothing wrong with getting a good head | | start. | | | | -- Jim Steinman, "Rock and Roll Dreams | \ Come Through" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;