Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The closest to perfection a person ever \ | comes is when he fills out a job | | application form. | | | \ -- Stanley J. Randall / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;