Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / to be nobody but yourself in a world \ | which is doing its best night and day | | to make you like everybody else means | | to fight the hardest battle any human | | being can fight and never stop | | fighting. | | | \ -- e.e. cummings / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;