Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / To be excellent when engaged in \ | administration is to be like the North | | Star. As it remains in its one | | position, all the other stars surround | | it. | | | \ -- Confucius / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;