Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Never underestimate the power of \ | somebody with source code, a text | | editor, and the willingness to totally | | hose their system. | | | \ -- Rob Landley/ ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;