Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Fortune's Real-Life Courtroom Quote \ | #41: | | | | Q: Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your | | first marriage terminated? A: By death. | | Q: And by whose death was it | \ terminated? / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;