Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The Commandments of the EE: \ | | | (5) Take care that thou useth the | | proper method when thou takest the | | | | measures of high-voltage circuits too, | | that thou dost not incinerate | | | | both thee and thy test meter, for | | verily, though thou has no company | | | | property number and can be easily | | surveyed, the test meter has | | | | one and, as a consequence, bringeth | | much woe unto a purchasing agent. (6) | | Take care that thou tamperest not with | | interlocks and safety devices, | | | | for this incurreth the wrath of the | | chief electrician and bring | | | | the fury of the engineers on his head. | | (7) Work thou not on energized | | equipment for if thou doest so, thy | | | | friends will surely be buying beers for | | thy widow and consoling | | | | her in certain ways not generally | | acceptable to thee. (8) Verily, verily | | I say unto thee, never service | | equipment alone, | | | | for electrical cooking is a slow | | process and thou might sizzle in | | | | thy own fat upon a hot circuit for | | hours on end before thy maker | | | | sees fit to end thy misery and drag | \ thee into his fold. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;