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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ The Commandments of the EE:             \
|                                         |
| (5) Take care that thou useth the       |
| proper method when thou takest the      |
|                                         |
| measures of high-voltage circuits too,  |
| that thou dost not incinerate           |
|                                         |
| both thee and thy test meter, for       |
| verily, though thou has no company      |
|                                         |
| property number and can be easily       |
| surveyed, the test meter has            |
|                                         |
| one and, as a consequence, bringeth     |
| much woe unto a purchasing agent. (6)   |
| Take care that thou tamperest not with  |
| interlocks and safety devices,          |
|                                         |
| for this incurreth the wrath of the     |
| chief electrician and bring             |
|                                         |
| the fury of the engineers on his head.  |
| (7) Work thou not on energized          |
| equipment for if thou doest so, thy     |
|                                         |
| friends will surely be buying beers for |
| thy widow and consoling                 |
|                                         |
| her in certain ways not generally       |
| acceptable to thee. (8) Verily, verily  |
| I say unto thee, never service          |
| equipment alone,                        |
|                                         |
| for electrical cooking is a slow        |
| process and thou might sizzle in        |
|                                         |
| thy own fat upon a hot circuit for      |
| hours on end before thy maker           |
|                                         |
| sees fit to end thy misery and drag     |
\ thee into his fold.                     /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;