Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Take heart amid the deepening gloom \ | that your dog is finally getting enough | | cheese. | | | \ -- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;