Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Love is the process of my leading you \ | gently back to yourself. | | | \ -- Saint Exupery / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;