Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Aleph-null bottles of beer on the wall, \ | Aleph-null bottles of beer, You take | | one down, and pass it around, | \ Aleph-null bottles of beer on the wall. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;