Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "On two occasions I have been asked [by \ | members of Parliament!], 'Pray, Mr. | | Babbage, if you put into the machine | | wrong figures, will the right answers | | come out?' I am not able rightly to | | apprehend the kind of confusion of | | ideas that could provoke such a | | question." | | | \ -- Charles Babbage / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;