Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / And I suppose the little things are \ | harder to get used to than the big | | ones. The big ones you get used to, you | | make up your mind to them. The little | | things come along unexpectedly, when | | you aren't thinking about them, aren't | | braced against them. | | | | -- Marion Zimmer Bradley, "The | \ Forbidden Tower" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;