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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Your digestive system is your body's    \
| Fun House, whereby food goes on a long, |
| dark, scary ride, taking all kinds of   |
| unexpected twists and turns, being      |
| attacked by vicious secretions along    |
| the way, and not knowing until the last |
| minute whether it will be turned into a |
| useful body part or ejected into the    |
| Dark Hole by Mister Sphincter. We       |
| Americans live in a nation where the    |
| medical-care system is second to none   |
| in the world, unless you count maybe 25 |
| or 30 little scuzzball countries like   |
| Scotland that we could vaporize in      |
| seconds if we felt like it.             |
|                                         |
| -- Dave Barry, "Stay Fit & Healthy      |
\ Until You're Dead"                      /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;