Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A woman's best protection is a little \ | money of her own. | | | | -- Clare Booth Luce, quoted in "The Wit | \ of Women" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;