Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / A lot of people are afraid of heights. \ | Not me. I'm afraid of widths. | | | \ -- Steven Wright / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;