Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Last night the power went out. Good \ | thing my camera had a flash.... The | | neighbors thought it was lightning in | | my house, so they called the cops. | | | \ -- Steven Wright / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;