Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Goto, n.: \ | | | A programming tool that exists to allow | | structured programmers | | | | to complain about unstructured | | programmers. | | | \ -- Ray Simard / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;