Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The reported resort to astrology in the \ | White House has occasioned much | | merriment. It is not funny. | | Astrological gibberish, which means | | astrology generally, has no place in a | | newspaper, let alone government. Unlike | | comics, which are part of a newspaper's | | harmless pleasure and make no truth | | claims, astrology is a fraud. The idea | | that it gets a hearing in government is | | dismaying. | | | | -- George Will, Washing Post Writers | \ Group / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;