Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / I think I'm schizophrenic. One half of \ | me's paranoid and the other half's out | \ to get him. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;