Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / fenderberg, n.: \ | | | The large glacial deposits that form on | | the insides | | | | of car fenders during snowstorms. | | | \ -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;