Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Fourteen years in the professor dodge \ | has taught me that one can argue | | ingeniously on behalf of any theory, | | applied to any piece of literature. | | This is rarely harmful, because | | normally no-one reads such essays. | | | | -- Robert Parker, quoted in "Murder | \ Ink", ed. D. Wynn / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;