Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / No committee could ever come up with \ | anything as revolutionary as a camel -- | | anything as practical and as perfectly | | designed to perform effectively under | | such difficult conditions. | | | \ -- Laurence J. Peter / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;