Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Alimony is a system by which, when two \ | people make a mistake, one of them | | continues to pay for it. | | | \ -- Peggy Joyce / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;