Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The Gurus of Unix Meeting of Minds \ | (GUMM) takes place Wednesday, April 1, | | 2076 (check THAT in your perpetual | | calendar program), 14 feet above the | | ground directly in front of the | | Milpitas Gumps. Members will grep each | | other by the hand (after intro), yacc a | | lot, smoke filtered chroots in pipes, | | chown with forks, use the wc (unless | | uuclean), fseek nice zombie processes, | | strip, and sleep, but not, we hope, od. | | Three days will be devoted to | | discussion of the ramifications of | | whodo. Two seconds have been allotted | | for a complete rundown of all the user- | | friendly features of Unix. Seminars | | include "Everything You Know is Wrong", | | led by Tom Kempson, "Batman or | | Cat:man?" led by Richie Dennis "cc C? | | Si! Si!" led by Kerwin Bernighan, and | | "Document Unix, Are You Kidding?" led | | by Jan Yeats. No Reader Service No. is | | necessary because all GUGUs (Gurus of | | Unix Group of Users) already know | | everything we could tell them. | | | | -- "Get GUMMed," Dr. Dobb's Journal, | \ June '84 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;