Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / P.S. I suppose I really should be nicer \ | to people today, considering I'll be | | singing in Billy Graham's choir | | tonight... :-) | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <199709261754.KAA23761@wall.org> / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;