Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Fred noticed his roommate had a black \ | eye upon returning from a dance. "What | | happened?" | | | | "I was struck by the beauty of the | \ place." / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;