Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Laundry is the fifth dimension!! ... um \ | ... um ... th' washing machine is a | | black hole and the pink socks are bus | \ drivers who just fell in!! / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;