Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The only real argument for marriage is \ | that it remains the best method for | | getting acquainted. | | | \ -- Heywood Broun / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;