Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I have a dream. I have a dream that one \ | day, on the red hills of Georgia, the | | sons of former slaves and the sons of | | former slaveowners will be able to sit | | down together at the table of | | brotherhood. | | | \ -- Martin Luther King, Jr. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;