Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / ...and before I knew what I was doing, \ | I had kicked the | | | | typewriter and threw it around the room | | and made it beg for | | | | mercy. At this point the typewriter | | pleaded for me to dress | | | | him in feminine attire but instead I | | pressed his margin release | | | | over and over again until the | | typewriter lost consciousness. | | | | Presently, I regained consciousness and | | realized with shame what | | | | I had done. My shame is gone and now I | | am looking for a | | | | submissive typewriter, any color, or | | model. No electric | | | | typewriters please! | | | \ -- Rick Kleiner / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;