Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / There are some things worth dying for. \ | | | -- Kirk, "Errand of Mercy", stardate | \ 3201.7 / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;