Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / From a certain point onward there is no \ | longer any turning back. That is the | | point that must be reached. | | | \ -- F. Kafka / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;