Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Got a complaint about the Internal \ | Revenue Service? Call the convenient | | toll-free "IRS Taxpayer Complaint Hot | | Line Number": | | | \ 1-800-AUDITME / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;