Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Love is an obsessive delusion that is \ | cured by marriage. | | | \ -- Dr. Karl Bowman / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;