Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Therefore it is necessary to learn how \ | not to be good, and to use this | | knowledge and not use it, according to | | the necessity of the cause. | | | \ -- Machiavelli / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;