Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / ONE LIFE TO LIVE for ALL MY CHILDREN in \ | ANOTHER WORLD all THE DAYS OF OUR | \ LIVES. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;