Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Here at the Phone Company, we serve \ | all kinds of people; from Presidents | \ and Kings to the scum of the earth ..." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;