Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ /Overfiend - BTW, after we've \ | discovered X takes all of 1.4 GIGS | | | | to build, are you willing admit that X | | is bloatware? => KB: there | | is a 16 1/2 minute gap in my answer | | knghtbrd: evidence exists that X | | is only the *2nd* worst windowing | | | \ system ;) / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;