Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / In 1967, the Soviet Government minted a \ | beautiful silver ruble with Lenin in a | | very familiar pose -- arms raised above | | him, leading the country to revolution. | | But, it was clear to everybody, that if | | you looked at it from behind, it was | | clear that Lenin was pointing to 11:00, | | when the Vodka shops opened, and was | | actually saying, "Comrades, forward to | | the Vodka shops. | | | | It became fashionable, when one wanted | | to have a drink, to take out the ruble | | and say, "Oh my goodness, Comrades, | \ Lenin tells me we should go. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;