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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ In 1967, the Soviet Government minted a \
| beautiful silver ruble with Lenin in a  |
| very familiar pose -- arms raised above |
| him, leading the country to revolution. |
| But, it was clear to everybody, that if |
| you looked at it from behind, it was    |
| clear that Lenin was pointing to 11:00, |
| when the Vodka shops opened, and was    |
| actually saying, "Comrades, forward to  |
| the Vodka shops.                        |
|                                         |
| It became fashionable, when one wanted  |
| to have a drink, to take out the ruble  |
| and say, "Oh my goodness, Comrades,     |
\ Lenin tells me we should go.            /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;