Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "You shouldn't make my toaster angry." \ | | | -- Household security explained in | \ "Johnny Quest" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;