Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Who made the world I cannot tell; 'Tis \ | made, and here am I in hell. My hand, | | though now my knuckles bleed, I never | | soiled with such a deed. | | | \ -- A. E. Housman / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;