Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / I DON'T THINK I'M ALONE when I say I'd \ | like to see more and more planets fall | | under the ruthless domination of our | | solar system. | | | \ -- Jack Handey, The New Mexican, 1988. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;